Always wanted to be cool enough to have a Yashica Electro 35 to with which to shoot expired slide film, developed in your roommate’s bathroom?  How about a Petri Racer rangefinder with working light meter?  Or the student’s standby, the Spotmatic Pentax, with dented skylight filter and grafted in K-mount light meter?  

Alas, you missed the boat, and no one will ever think you are cool… unless.  Unless dear reader, you lay your sweaty mandibles on this New Old Stock* Camera Strap bar tape.  Everyone knows dirt drop bars are cooler than SLRs these days, but vintage camera straps still make the cognoscenti nod approvingly.  So wipe those mitts on your roommate’s freshly laundered t shirts and press ‘Add to Cart’.  Fleeting hipness awaits you, arms outstretched.

*Not actually new old stock.